Coming November 2017

Optioned for Major Pornographic Picture

When business student Tatiana Golde goes to interview young entrepreneur Lung Wang, she encounters a Chinese American man who is uncircumcised, brilliant, and emasculated. The worldly, experienced Tatiana is startled she realize she wants this man (and his billionaire-dollar fortune) and, despite his Pokemon GO obsession, finds she is desperate to bang him. Unable to resist Tatiana’s perfume, wit, and propensity for holding her liquor, Wang admits he wants her, too - but not until they sign a prenup.

Shocked yet thrilled by Wang’s taste for boba tea and good dim sum, Tatiana hesitates. For all the trappings of success - his Toyota Camry, his mansion in Arcadia, and his tiger mom - Wang is a man tormented by media stereotypes of Asian American men and consumed by the need to prove himself to be more than a nerd. When the couple embarks on a boring, sexless affair, Tatiana discovers Lung Wang’s secrets and explores her own desires for authentic Chinese food.  

This book is intended for mature and comedic audiences.